xdarkslasherzx:

carysgotafanblog:

vote-anglosaxon:

ladydrace:

thetomska:

The Sex Talk: YouTube edition.

This video could have saved literally hundreds of thousands of people the embarrassment of the sex ed of my school days, holy crap. So useful. Saving this for about 10 years until my kid needs the talk.

THEY INCLUDED ASEXUALITY AND DEMISEXUALITY FOR ONCE!

I just got more information in 6 minutes about sex than I was ‘taught’ at school

Tomska is the best

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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necrolesbo:

sarahsellaphix:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had as similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

THE REIGN OF CTHULU HAS BEGUN

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alexhchung:

Rocket Raccoon & Groot by Lamech O’Brien

alexhchung:

Rocket Raccoon & Groot by Lamech O’Brien

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Mark Gatiss in MR James: Ghost Writer documentary (x)

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theearlgreyalpha:

Online job application?

More like spend an hour filling out forms and bullshitting dates and answering hypothetical questions and digging through info to find phone numbers and addresses and then never hear from anyone ever

maggielovesotters:

sasaq:

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Oh my goodness this is so cute!

maggielovesotters:

sasaq:

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Oh my goodness this is so cute!

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sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

image

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wetrilo:

well, i am groot

wetrilo:

well, i am groot

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